Funny whatsapp shayari jokes sardar ki deti

Sardar ki beti:- Papa kal aapke ghar se ek member kam ho jaega.

Agle deen sardar ki beti bhag jati h.

Sardar:- Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo jyotish.

Sardar ke truck pe likha tha

"Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar"

message. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu,

Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu, Pinky de papa di gaddi".

Ek Bar sardar Rs. jama karne gya.

Officer:- Ye note fata hua hai, dusra do.

Sardar:- Main apne Account mein jama kar rha hu, 

Fata karu ya naya,

Tujhe kya matlab hai be.

Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai. 

Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara.

Sardar:- Kamal hai. Aadat bhi wahi hai.

Sardar ne evrest pe dekha waha pe ek baba gutka ragad raha tha.

Sardar:- Baba ye kya hai.

Baba:- Masala.

Sardar:- Oh to Evrest masala aap he banate ho.

Pagal:- Tum muslim ho.

Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu.

Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho.

Sardar (gusse mein):- Haan, main muslim hun.

Pagal:- Lagte ho sardar ho.

Sardar (Police station jakar kahta hai):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi hai.

Inspector:- Koun de rha hai.

Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge...hahahaha

Ek Accident hua, 

Bhut bheed ho gyi, 

Sardar ko aage jane ka moka nahi mil rha tha. 

Clever sardar:- Hi. mera Bapu. 

Bheed ne raah di to kutta marra mila...

Sardar ka sir phat gya.

Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.?

Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. 

Mujhe ek aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.

Sardar ko ek party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha only pink tie.

Sardar wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant shirt bhi pehni thi... Hahahaha