New whatsapp funny joke in hindi for BF and BF

Pati saam ko jaise he ghar mein lauta...

Bibi: aaz kya laaye?

Pati: ab esh pue mahene mujhe kharidne ki jarurat nahi padegi...

Bibi: kiyon? aaz he puri dukaan laaye kya?

Pati: nahi mein puri salary ki daaru pee aaya.

Pati bathroom mein naha rha tha...

Achaanak bibi ki awaaz aayi,

Bibi: Jaanu aake dost ka message hai...

Pati: kya message hai sunaao padhkar,

Bibi: wo bol rha hai ki tum kal machali pakarne nahi jaaoge...

Pati: Kiyon? kiyon nahi jaaunga?

Bibi: kiyonki kal biar baar band hai...

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Pakda gya bachu...

Ladki: Jaanu mein tumse naraz hun...

Ladka: Kiyon sweetie?

Ladki: kiyonki tum bahot gande ho...

Ladka: maine kya kiya darling?

Ladki: tum mujhe mnaate bhi nahi ho...

Ladka: Tun kya diwali hai, jo mein mnaau

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Breakup

Santa naukar se – Office to der ho rahi hai

jaldi se nashta lao,

Naukar – kya banau malik,

Santa – Ghee ke parathe

santa- abe itni mahngai me parathe pe itna jyada ghee?
kya ho gaya tuje?

naukar –
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maaf kariye malik galti se maine
apna paratha aapko de diya