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Thursday, 1 December 2016

New whatsapp funny joke in hindi for BF and BF

Pati saam ko jaise he ghar mein lauta...
Bibi: aaz kya laaye?
Pati: ab esh pue mahene mujhe kharidne ki jarurat nahi padegi...
Bibi: kiyon? aaz he puri dukaan laaye kya?
Pati: nahi mein puri salary ki daaru pee aaya.




Pati bathroom mein naha rha tha...
Achaanak bibi ki awaaz aayi,
Bibi: Jaanu aake dost ka message hai...
Pati: kya message hai sunaao padhkar,
Bibi: wo bol rha hai ki tum kal machali pakarne nahi jaaoge...
Pati: Kiyon? kiyon nahi jaaunga?
Bibi: kiyonki kal biar baar band hai...
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Pakda gya bachu...








Ladki: Jaanu mein tumse naraz hun...
Ladka: Kiyon sweetie?
Ladki: kiyonki tum bahot gande ho...
Ladka: maine kya kiya darling?
Ladki: tum mujhe mnaate bhi nahi ho...
Ladka: Tun kya diwali hai, jo mein mnaau
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Breakup


Santa naukar se – Office to der ho rahi hai
jaldi se nashta lao,

Naukar – kya banau malik,
Santa – Ghee ke parathe
santa- abe itni mahngai me parathe pe itna jyada ghee?
kya ho gaya tuje?
naukar –
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maaf kariye malik galti se maine
apna paratha aapko de diya 





















































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