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Friday, 2 December 2016

Whatsapp best funny shayari in hindi Santa aur Banta saffar te ja rhe

Santa aur Banta saffar te ja rhe see, 
raste wichoh raat ho gye

Te oh tent lga ke so gye, 
Raat nu Banta di akh khuli
Ohne santa nu jaga ke kiha asman wal dekh ke dass tainu ki nazar aa
Riha hai santa boliya bhut sare sittare
Banta esh to ki patta lagda hai
Santa: assman bhut hi khubsurat hai te roshni bhi hai
Banta: oye kanjra, koyi sada tent putt ke lai gya hai







Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo. 

Patient: teek hai doctor 
(ek hafte ke baad) 
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya? 
Patient: nahi doctor. 
Doctor: kyu nahi? 
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe











Santa – “maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli … ”
Banta – “woh kaise ?”

Santa – “pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti … !”






Santa apne dost Banta se apni biwi kee shikaayat kar rahaa tha – “kal raat meri Wife neend mein jor-jor se haath-paanv patak rahi thee aur badbadaa rahee thee  – NO Rahul !… NO, NO … Plssss … NO !!!’

Banta – “toh isme gussa hone waali konsi baat hai … After all she said NO !”





Arz Karda Haan, Ohna Di Gali To Gujre

Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,

Wah Ji Wah…

Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,

Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya…








Santa – “Yaar mai apni wife kee yaad-daasht se bahut pareshaan hoon …”
Banta – “kyon ? kya woh har baat bhool jaati hai ?”
Santa – “nahi … balki woh koi bhi baat bhoolti hi nahi hai !!!”










Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai. 
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai. 
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa







Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee phir bhi use ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahi hoti. Woh der tak office mein hee baitha rahta.
One day Boss asked – “wife se jhagda chal rahaa hai kya ?”

Santa replied – “no no sir … aisee koi baat nahi ! baat ye hai ki meri wife bhi job karti hai isliye hum dono mein jo bhi pahle ghar pahunchta hai, khana use hi banaanaa padta hai !”







Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi. 

girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya? 
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha






Ek aadmi ek khatarnaak Sherni khareed kar ghar le aaya.
Padosiyon ne poochha – “Bhaai ye sherni kyon le aaye ?”
Aadmi ne udaas swar me bataaya – “LAST MONTH meri WIFE gujar gai naa … toh ab uske bina ghar badaa soona-soona lagta hai mujhe … !”










Saatna: Kya mast ladki hai...
Banti: Chup kamina bhahi hai teri,
Banta: Are yaar ye mere bahi ki bibi nahi saali hai...
Banta: Oooppssssss


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